Leslie is so damn cute. The way he repeats “should help you” and waddles around like a lost duckling makes me want to cuddle him.
Just look at him. LOOK AT THIS SWEET BABY SMILING.
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
Reasons why I would never be able to talk to a celebrity
- I would probably pass out
- I would stammer a lot
- I would blush hard, and if they brought it up, it would make me blush harder
- I would be practically shaking from holy shit it’s a fucking celebrity
- I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO KEEP EYE CONTACT